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February 2, 2008......................Mardi Gras Downtown, Waco
February 16, 2008....................Private Party, Austin
March 1, 2008..........................Wedding, Austin
June 21, 2008..........................Wedding, Waco
June 25, 2008..........................Woodway Arboretum,
Woodway
Open to Public--Free Event, 8 PM
June 26, 2008..........................Block Party, Hewitt
July 4, 2008.............................Brazos
Nights July 4th, Waco
Open to Public--Free Event, 6 PM
July 26, 2008...........................Private Party, Waco
September 20,2008.................Wedding, Waco
January 3, 2009.......................Wedding, Waco
June 25 Carleen Bright Arboretum, Woodway
Now!! The smash hit of the season!!! One night only!!!
Guaranteed to shake (rattle and roll) you to your very core! Yes, on
June 25, at the foot of Estates Drive in Woodway, it's (dat dat dah)--"THE
ARBORETUM".
--See a crowd of unsuspecting music lovers
stomped, shuffled, bluesed and generally rocked into a state of total
frenzy by a Herd of Funked-Up Elephants!
--Uncover the awful truth about what was stuffed
into the gazebo! (Hint--it has 88 keys and in the wrong hands can be a
lethal weapon of mass confunktion).
--Feel the earth shake and your liver quiver as
Funky Tram Kelly unleashes one bone-bending bass lick after another!
--Watch the Evil Doctor, Tim "The Screech" Cates,
drill small holes in the foreheads of those in the front rows with his
hideous Instrument of Divine Vengeance and a single Double High C!
--Learn how innocent city officials were duped
into presenting this public spectacle--absolutely free!
That's June 25th at 8:00 pm, at the Carleen Bright
Arboretum in Woodway, in Extra-widescreen Elephantavision (a band this
big needs lots of room). Be there if you dare!!!
July 4th
Brazos Nights, Waco
Dave's Science News Nugget--Tonight we explain the
Elephant-sized Bang Theory, a variant on the Big Bang Theory devised
by astrophysicists and geologists to explain the unusual phenomena that
sometimes occur during the summer in Central Texas. According to the
theory, if you compress a herd of (say) 10 elephants onto a small
outdoor stage on a major holiday (like Friday, July 4), surround them
with a crowd of foot-stomping music-lovers, and add hot horns,
rambunctious rhythms and vibrant vocals, you'll quickly reach critical
mass, when everybody present has a blast. You may even feel the ground
shake and shimmy or the tectonic plates boogie, and the skies might turn
a funky shade of blues. But there's really no danger, even if your feet
start to twitch involuntarily. So if you're interested in astrophysics,
geology or funkybluesology, you should visit Indian Springs Park on
Friday July 4 (yep, that's Fri-i-day, in the park, I think it'll be the
Fourth of July) at 6:00 pm. But don't be surprised if you feel the
earth move...
Rampaging by Invitation Only...
The Herd will be stomping and shuffling in private
over the next few months, at those closed door affairs where
Elephant-Aficionados have to be invited guests. But watch out--you never
know when The Elephants will Mustang-Sally forth from the jungle
into a large venue near you..... |
